Ring Ring, “Hey it’s Carp, I can’t get to my phone right now, I’m probably out cruising around or laying up in the sun. Leave me a message and I‘ll try to get back to you!”
-Hey, its me, remember that one time we hooked up last spring? I’m gonna be in town again this April, give me a holler if you’ll be around.
Ring Ring, “Hey it’s Carp…”
-Hey, I know this sound weird and all, but I saw this video of you online, sipping the surface. Your lips drive me crazy. How come you never do that for me?
Ring Ring, “Hey it’s Carp…”
-Hey, its me… again. Um.. I just happened to walk past your place yesterday, wasn’t sure if you got my message? Didn’t look like you were home, soo.. I just sat in the bushes and waited. Anyway.. Can’t wait to hear from you!
Ring Ring, “Hey it's Carp…”
-Hey, me again. I was thinking about grabbing you some grub on my way out. What would you prefer, a little worm caked in mud? Or something olive and leggy? I know, I know, you’ll eat anything as long as it is on the bottom and slightly twitched in front of you. …I miss you…
Ring Ring, “Hey its Carp…”
-Oh..ah.. I was just away from my phone for a few minutes, just checking to see if I missed your call. Hmm.. Guess not. Ok. Call me?
Ring Ring, “Hello?”
-Carp! Hey..I’ve been trying to get a hold of you. Did you get any of my voicemails?
Yeah, uh ..there were 49 of them...About that one time… I’m probably gonna be really busy this spring. There’s this huge party planned, once the water warms up. Probably won’t time have to talk. But I did see you in the bushes the other day.. It looked like you had your rod in your hand? It creeped me out. But you know, if you really want me to turn my head, try practicing your cast…seriously.. [Click]
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